Freudian fantasies
1)

Me: Well, doctor, I’ve these strange dreams about my mother.

Froyd: Ja, you tell me them.

2)

Me: Okay, so… I dream about my mother. Name’s Mary Jane. She’s 42 years old. She’s a sweet, strong and beatiful woman.

3)

Me: So… in these dreams, she has milk! She is lactating as she had a baby.

MJ: Ow, noooo! Not again, please!!!

4)

Me: And appears Claude, a old man living next to us, who I think he’s hitting on my mom.

Claude: Mary Jane, what a pair of large pancake nipples you have on your milkers. Tee-heee!

5)

Me: Well, the dream does not end good, for my mom…

MJ: Ow ow, Claude, cut it, please!

Claude: It’s what I’m doing… mhm, what an ass!

6)

Me: And, I like that dream. Doctor, what? I’m mad?

Freud: Yes, you are without doubt, but… tell me other dreams like that!

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‘R-18’, ‘漫画’, ‘ntr’, ‘mominperil’, ‘peril’, ‘cannibal’, ‘hucow’, ‘Milk’, ‘mom’, ‘milking’